Prolifex (reproduction)
It’s in our genes to fornicate.
A pleasure we much advocate.
We have great need to illustrate
capacity to captivate.
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Our aura we exaggerate
and private parts we depilate.
Ply creams so skin won’t corrugate
and blemishes don’t replicate.
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Wield loofahs to exfoliate.
Add rich scents to infatuate.
With baubles bright that pendulate
in efforts to become ornate.
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From heads protrude our ears lobate.
With pins and studs we can punctate.
Dangle earrings from orbs prolate.
The same both sides to counterweight.
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And draped across our omoplate,
gold necklaces with charms lunate.
On fingers, stones of silicate
that jewellers facet and serrate.
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Wristlets the size of a vamplate
enhance the task to self-decorate.
To bed we go with lustful gait
We’re ready now to titillate.
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We pucker up and osculate,
agreeing to inseminate.
Fast comes the time to penetrate.
We clinch secure and consummate.
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When swimming sperm capacitate
the female seed can germinate.
A nine-month sentence to gestate
in warm dark caves that incubate.
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The bulging tummy we palpate
and feel a being palpitate.
The swollen breasts start to lactate.
New life begins to maturate
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With great success we procreate.
Hold lovingly our neonate
and back slap to congratulate
the ease with which we propagate.
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Though if we’re gay instead of straight
or just prefer to masturbate,
men can their penis elongate
and harmlessly ejaculate.
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Or women can the hips gyrate
and with a dildo self-vibrate.
Then sperm and eggs stay inchoate
and children don’t proliferate.
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